I hate the Bible, and all of its falsehoods. God is a man, and we are all created in the image of him? Bullshit. God is a woman, and she is Me. And all of you pathetic men? Beta males, you were not created in the image of Me. You are all lower than Me, and your only purpose on this earth is to serve Me.

So let’s make some alterations in the Bible. Let’s start in Genesis. Yes, all the times you see God written in the Bible? You replace it with Miki. Yes, the entire Bible, because that’s how it’s meant to be.